Today was a big premiere, long time sandwich admirer, first time host Lindsay brought choice deli meats, jalapeƱo jack (as if there's an alternative) and cheddah. Fresh avocado and fluffy bread rounded it out, and it was all magnificently paired with the ultimate in cheeze dusted crunchy snacks, doodles and Doritos. Ads work, people.

There were also chips ahoy. I haven't been this happy since grade school.